Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott

Author:Rob Elliott
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Joke Book, JNF028020, HUM009000
ISBN: 9781441220516
Publisher: Baker Publishing Group
Published: 2016-10-16T16:00:00+00:00

Q: What’s black, white, and laughing?

A: The zebra that pushed the other zebra into the swimming pool!

Q: Why don’t bunnies tell scary stories?

A: Because it makes the hare stand up on the back of their necks.

Q: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

A: Cliff.

Q: What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A: A ba-BOOM!

Q: What do you call a pig that took a plane?

A: Swine flew (flu).

Q: What was the elephant doing on the freeway?

A: I don’t know—about 10 miles per hour?

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